Ms. Connie forwards these notes which are apparently remembrances of days growing up in church in Arizona. (Okay, I added the last part.)
You know you’re in a redneck Church if…
– … opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.
(Okay, this one hits too close to home to be funny. Especially coming from the Heckathornes.)
– … in a congregation of 300, the Church directory only has 5 last names.
– … the choir robes say, "Donated by Billy Bob’s Barbecue."
– … people think "rapture" is what happens when you lift something that’s too heavy.
– … the collection plate is the hubcap from the pastor’s ’56 Chevy.
-… people ask if the fish used to feed the 5000 were bass or catfish.
-… the pastor ends the benediction with, ""Y’all come back now, Ya heah!"